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周立波语录

文章分类:英语综合 宣布工夫:2012-12-11 21:05:54

周立波语录 2012周立波语录你比方说关栋天家是100平方,周立波是50平方,送到统计局起,周立波就莫明其妙酿成了75平方。———— 周立波
You say Dongtian home is close 100 square, Zhou Libo is 50 square, to the Bureau of statistics, Zhou Libo moved into 75 square. -- -- Zhou Libo
一团体想要一辈子开心,你就去做坏人,想要半辈子开心,你就去做官,由于,你还要拿出半辈子去忧国优民!想要一团体开心,你就去做梦!想要一家门开心,你就去做家务,想要一台子人开心,你就做东,想要团体同时开心,你来看上海活宝周立波!————  周立波
A person want to happy forever, you have to be good, want half a lifetime happy, you could go to the official, because, you also want half of a lifetime to the country and people! Would make a man happy, you have to dream! Want a house happy, you have to do the housework, want a table of people happy, you shout, want people happy, you will see Shanghai clown Zhou Libo! -- -- Zhou Libo
模拟女同窗:哟,周立波,你妈妈又买新拖鞋啦?!_你怎样晓得的?_你明天谁人斑纹和昨天谁人纷歧样的你明天谁人是直的,昨天谁人是S型的————  周立波
Mimic the female students: Yo, Zhou Libo, your mom buy new slippers? _! How do you know? _ you today and yesterday that pattern that does the same for you today that is straight, yesterday that the type S -- -- Zhou Libo
你比如说关栋天家是平方,周立波是平方,送到统计局起,周立波就莫明其妙酿成了平方————  周立波
You say shut Dongtian home is square, Zhou Libo square, to the Bureau of statistics, Zhou Libo would be rather baffling into square -- -- Zhou Libo
我不损伤他人,并不代表我经不起他人损伤!我不打击他人,并不代表我经不起他人打击!我甘心站着受骗,也不肯跪着哄人,这便是一个真实的周立波!!我甘心为不羁领取本钱,也不肯为财产消耗品德。————  周立波
I don't hurt others, does not represent me not hurt! I don't attack others, does not represent me not others blow! I would rather stand being cheated, rather than kneel lie, this is a real Zhou Libo!! I would rather uninhibited pay cost, rather than for the consumption of wealth personality. -- -- Zhou Libo
妻子相信老公,本身也是一种自信的表现!靠管是管不好的,婚姻的根底便是信任!没有信任的婚姻那就成了桎梏~是桎梏~早晚是会被粉碎的!————  周立波
Husband wife believe, is itself a proud display! On the tube is good, the marriage is based on trust! No trust marriage that became shackles ~ is the yoke will be broken or destroyed! -- -- Zhou Libo
大家爱好钞票,但钞票不一定爱好大家。————  周立波
Everyone like money, but money does not necessarily like everybody. -- -- Zhou Libo
孩子有本人的将来,不要把各人的将来强加给孩子,不然,他们将没有将来。————  周立波
The children have their own future, don't put your future imposed on children, otherwise, they will have no future. -- -- Zhou Libo
吾小神光老皮饿,吾马上上去摸伊则艘,哟,毛老读偶。(我小时分很淘气的,我马上上去摸他的手,哟,毛许多的。)————  周立波
My little SG old skin hungry, I immediately felt it was up to Iraq, yo, old reading my hair. ( I h very naughty, I immediately go to touch his hands, oh, very hairy. ) -- -- Zhou Libo
由于本国人身上饿香水味道,现在才晓得他们擦香水是由于身上有腋臭。————  周立波
Because foreigners who hungry perfume taste, I know now that their perfume as I have body odor. -- -- Zhou Libo
你比方说关栋天家是100平方,周立波是50平方,送到统计局起,周立波就莫明其妙酿成了75平方。————  周立波
You say Dongtian home is close 100 square, Zhou Libo is 50 square, to the Bureau of statistics, Zhou Libo moved into 75 square. -- -- Zhou Libo
一团体想要一辈子开心,你就去做坏人,想要半辈子开心,你就去做官,由于,你还要拿出半辈子去忧国优民!想要一团体开心,你就去做梦!想要一家门开心,你就去做家务,想要一台子人开心,你就做东,想要团体同时开心,你来看上海活宝周立波!————  周立波
A person want to happy forever, you have to be good, want half a lifetime happy, you could go to the official, because, you also want half of a lifetime to the country and people! Would make a man happy, you have to dream! Want a house happy, you have to do the housework, want a table of people happy, you shout, want people happy, you will see Shanghai clown Zhou Libo! -- -- Zhou Libo
模拟女同窗:哟,周立波,你妈妈又买新拖鞋啦?!_你怎样晓得的?_你明天谁人斑纹和昨天谁人纷歧样的你明天谁人是直的,昨天谁人是S型的————  周立波
Mimic the female students: Yo, Zhou Libo, your mom buy new slippers? _! How do you know? _ you today and yesterday that pattern that does the same for you today that is straight, yesterday that the type S -- -- Zhou Libo
你比如说关栋天家是平方,周立波是平方,送到统计局起,周立波就莫明其妙酿成了平方————  周立波
You say shut Dongtian home is square, Zhou Libo square, to the Bureau of statistics, Zhou Libo would be rather baffling into square -- -- Zhou Libo
我不损伤他人,并不代表我经不起他人损伤!我不打击他人,并不代表我经不起他人打击!我甘心站着受骗,也不肯跪着哄人,这便是一个真实的周立波!!我甘心为不羁领取本钱,也不肯为财产消耗品德。————  周立波
I don't hurt others, does not represent me not hurt! I don't attack others, does not represent me not others blow! I would rather stand being cheated, rather than kneel lie, this is a real Zhou Libo!! I would rather uninhibited pay cost, rather than for the consumption of wealth personality. -- -- Zhou Libo
妻子相信老公,本身也是一种自信的表现!靠管是管不好的,婚姻的根底便是信任!没有信任的婚姻那就成了桎梏~是桎梏~早晚是会被粉碎的!————  周立波
Husband wife believe, is itself a proud display! On the tube is good, the marriage is based on trust! No trust marriage that became shackles ~ is the yoke will be broken or destroyed! -- -- Zhou Libo
大家爱好钞票,但钞票不一定爱好大家。————  周立波
Everyone like money, but money does not necessarily like everybody. -- -- Zhou Libo
孩子有本人的将来,不要把各人的将来强加给孩子,不然,他们将没有将来。————  周立波
The children have their own future, don't put your future imposed on children, otherwise, they will have no future. -- -- Zhou Libo
吾小神光老皮饿,吾马上上去摸伊则艘,哟,毛老读偶。(我小时分很淘气的,我马上上去摸他的手,哟,毛许多的。)————  周立波
My little SG old skin hungry, I immediately felt it was up to Iraq, yo, old reading my hair. ( I h very naughty, I immediately go to touch his hands, oh, very hairy. ) -- -- Zhou Libo
由于本国人身上饿香水味道,现在才晓得他们擦香水是由于身上有腋臭。————  周立波
Because foreigners who hungry perfume taste, I know now that their perfume as I have body odor. -- -- Zhou Libo
各人的中国男足病了,假设把中国男足比做一个男士的话,那么除了妇科病外,他什么病都得了。————  周立波
The Chinese men's soccer is ill, if the Chinese men's soccer is a men's words, so in addition to gynecological disease, what disease he had. -- -- Zhou Libo
各人现在群众心态都越来越包容了,对伐?至多各人现在也招认李宇春是女的了吧!————  周立波
We now state of mind are more accommodating the masses, to? At least we now also admitted that Li Yuchun is a woman! -- -- Zhou Libo
有一篇课文叫木兰参军,我在当时打去世我也不相信木兰参军怎样能够不被发明呢!不可能的嘛!厥后我熟习李宇春才晓得,噢!这在技能上是可行地!————  周立波
There was a text called Mulan, I at that time I could not believe how Mulan may not be discovered! Eph into energy! Later, I am familiar with the Li Yuchun I know, oh oh oh oh oh oh! This is technically feasible! -- -- Zhou Libo
我上次从电脑里掀开一看,李宇春一张海报老漂亮饿,小密斯老阳光饿!上面是方案生养委员会的一句标语,叫:生男生女一个样。————  周立波
The last time I open one from the computer, Li Yuchun poster old fashion hungry, hungry girl sunshine old! Below is the family planning commission a slogan, called: like a boy or a woman. -- -- Zhou Libo
童谣:同道们,捉老伊(捉住他)!投机倒把销售盐水片(旧时一种低价的消暑品)!同道们,捉老伊!投机倒把销售拉噶不(癞蛤蟆)!现在:投机倒把叫中介。————  周立波
Song: comrades, catch Ivano ( catch him )! Speculative profiteer selling salt tablets (formerly a low-cost summer goods)! Comrades, catch ivano! Speculative profiteer sells pulls GA not ( toad)! Now called the intermediary: speculative profiteer. -- -- Zhou Libo
你现在叫李嘉诚去算这个一元一次方程,他包管不会,二元一次方程是愈加不谈了。————  周立波
Now you ask Li Jiacheng to call this a yuan of quadratic equation, he promised not to, two yuan of linear equation is more about. -- -- Zhou Libo
你们去想,曩昔的班长和学习委员到哪去了?都在门口贩票子。————  周立波
You want to monitor and study, previously member of where to go? In the doorway to peddle ticket. -- -- Zhou Libo
(讲到夜公园)6点今后你都要逃出来的,为什么?由于联防队出来了,手电筒对你一照,并且80年月初的联防队都是下贱胚。————  周立波
( at night park ) after 6 you have to escape, why? Because the defense team out, flashlight for your photos, but also the beginning of the 80's defense team is mean embryo. -- -- Zhou Libo

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